Cheap hotel by the beach, anyone?
A cheap hotel is hard to find these days, especially hotels beach. So it’s really difficult to find one. I’ve been looking around on the internet, on social networks like Facebook and Twitter, but it’s really difficult to find somewhere. I haven’t been able to find anywhere yet. I’ve asked all my friends, but none of them can help me.
We’re hopefully going to go Brighton this weekend, to see my mum, so she might know somewhere. We’re maybe going to go to Gibraltar next weekend, to see my Dad, so maybe he’ll know somewhere. He’s just had a baby with his new wife, who I try hard not to look at, because she’s so unattractive.
Anyway, we’re going on holiday to the beach – and I can’t wait. I really need to get to the sunshine and enjoy the heat, soak up a tan, read me book, drink a cocktail, meet a stranger, build a sandcastle, go swimming, eat a fish, sleep for 8 hours a night, just generally all the things that people want to do when they go on holiday. There is absolutely no way that I will miss out on this holiday. I’ve been looking forward to it for ages. I’m also excited about sampling the wide array of exciting activities which one can get involved in, such as water-skiing, para-gliding, para-sailing, swimming, surfboarding, and even eating a great big shark – they cook it for you there and then! I’m really tired of awful food in the British cafes, so I’m going to go away.
